Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?