Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?