What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Will invisible planes ever catch on?
Why did the cheese avoid the slicer?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do snowmen add to their recipes?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a pig that swims all day?