What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How does the sun listen to music?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?