Which fast food place wins every race?
The speedy drive-thru.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do frogs stash their cash?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of meals do math teachers prefer?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?