What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why didn't the patient trust the diagnosis?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
My brother is my partner in mischief-until what?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?