How do you escape an elephant's stomach?
Run until you're pooped.
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do little kittens learn their lessons?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
When do flowers hit the gym?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How do billboards talk?