I rode into town on my horse and came back the next day on the same day-how?
My horse insists every day is mane-day.
Why did the storm skip the parade?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?