Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How was the wedding?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?