Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
What did the croissant do on vacation?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
When should you begin writing a book?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?