What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?