Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a cow that trims your yard?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a tough tournament loss?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?