What is an archer's favorite store?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's black, white, and sunburned?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?