Why did the farmer plant his money?
To grow some green.
Why do elephants make such smart choices?
What kind of cat loves long hikes?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do cowboys make chili?
How do you escape an elephant's stomach?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What snack do ducks love at the movies?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How did the coach get his quarterback?