Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where does cash go for a shopping spree?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why is the beach so confident?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?