What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What does the sun drink out of?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do trees say when autumn comes?