What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?