What's an old pig's favorite holiday?Grandhog's Day.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy did the principal carry a ladder?See PunchlineWhy does chewing gum never go bad?See PunchlineWho is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?See PunchlineWhat dish does only a baseball player use?See PunchlineWhy did the soccer ball quit the team?See PunchlineWhat is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?See PunchlineWhat do you call a dancing sheep?See PunchlineWhat dog wears contact lenses?See PunchlineWhat did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?See PunchlineWhat's a dad's favorite spring flower?See PunchlineWhy did the kid bring a ladder to school?See PunchlineWhat do you call a proton that loves showing off?See PunchlineWhat building always gets stains on it?See PunchlineWhat did the mouse want for its birthday?See PunchlineWhat tree do science teachers love?See PunchlineHow did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?See PunchlineWhat is the Easter Bunny like after a big weekend?See PunchlineWhat's the richest basketball team?See PunchlineHow do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?See PunchlineWhat do birds serve on Halloween?See PunchlineWhat do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?See Punchline
