How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
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Why do foodies enjoy eating snails?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do elephants keep in touch across the savanna?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?