What do you call cell phones with bad batting averages?
Low battery averages.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are mountains always worn out?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why do planets stay friendly?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?