What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a sneaky pig robber?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?