Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was the geometry book so charming?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which singer could always break a five?