Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where does Superman park his cars?