What's an astronaut's favorite keyboard key?
The space bar.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a ghost who loves the holidays?
Where do old bowling balls end up?