How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Which animals are naturals at football?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call George Washington's birthday celebration?
What did baby Godzilla call his mom?