Why don't ostriches fly much?
They can't wing the airfare.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do kids learn about plants?
Why do skunks seem so down?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call someone nervous around Santa?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?