What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?Don't get bent out of shape!Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhere do sheep go to get a haircut?See PunchlineWhy did the snowman call his dog Frost?See PunchlineWhat do snowmen add to their recipes?See PunchlineWhich position did the kitten play on the baseball team?See PunchlineWhich flower is easily embarrassed?See PunchlineWho isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?See PunchlineWhat game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?See PunchlineHow do dog moms tell stories to their kids?See PunchlineWhat type of music do frogs listen to?See PunchlineWhere do you set your drinks at a theme park?See PunchlineWhat kind of car do eggs like to drive?See PunchlineWhy did the archaeologist go on a date with the fossil?See PunchlineWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?See PunchlineWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?See PunchlineWhy are cats good at playing video games?See PunchlineWhat fish sings the best?See PunchlineWhat utensil does water use to eat?See PunchlineWhat did the sardine call the submarine?See PunchlineWhat do ducks eat for lunch?See PunchlineWhat is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?See PunchlineWhy couldn't the couple get married at the library?See Punchline
