What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?