What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's the most masculine animal?