Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
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How does a squid go into battle?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the beaver say after finishing the tree?
I broke my finger!
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What does winter fat turn into?