What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a planet that burps?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which dog loves shiny things?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do chickens get off the freeway?
Why was the mime feeling insulted?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?