What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?