What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyoncé.
What kind of computers do horses use?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?