Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
How do hurricanes see?
Where do kittens learn to paddle?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why can't you trust a pig?