Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?
Because they never press their outfits.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What fruit does grandma love most?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the cow start practicing mindfulness?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?