Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?