What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What animal floats best?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?