Which part of a car is always the warmest?
The sun roof.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the chicken do at the fryer stand?
What do you call a cow caught in a whirlwind?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?