Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How can you tell a chicken egg will be a dad?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where would a princess grab a quick bite?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What type of music do frogs listen to?