What do you get from cows and goats together?
A dairy good day.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the moon open the window?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?