What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?