What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
Which former US President was always cold?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?