What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?