Why did the wizard ace his math test?It was on magic squares.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?See PunchlineWho do faithful dogs say their prayers to?See PunchlineWhy does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?See PunchlineWhat did the adding machine say to the cashier?See PunchlineHow do horses find their way after dark?See PunchlineWhat animal knows kung fu?See PunchlineDo you have plans for Valentine's Day?See PunchlineWhat's a father's favorite flower?See PunchlineWhat do you call a sheep with no legs or head?See PunchlineWhat is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?See PunchlineWhat food works on buildings all day?See PunchlineWhy is golf harder than baseball?See PunchlineWhy did the chicken stroll across the street?See PunchlineWhich game do choir kids always win?See PunchlineWhat does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?See PunchlineWhy did the cruise ship break up with the harbor?See PunchlineWhat U.S. state has the most math teachers?See PunchlineWhy did the turkey cross the road?See PunchlineWhat do you call a stay-at-home vacation?See PunchlineKnock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?See PunchlineWhy did the airplane get grounded?See Punchline
