Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the baby cookie cry?