What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did mom get breakfast in bed?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call the best brother-in-law?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?