Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why is tennis a rough dating sport?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?