Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why was the fish so smart?