Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
What do you call a perfect day on the trail?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do autumn and winter greet each other?
What do you call an old snowman?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How pricey is swimming with sharks?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are goats so funny?