What's the most unbeatable Christmas gift?
A drum-you can't top it.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the moon open the window?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What school subject really rocks?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?