What game do bats excel at?
Bat-gammon.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?