Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did summer catch autumn?