Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
Why was the dog so popular?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are grandparents always smiling?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after the big delivery?
Where do vampires stash their savings?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?